GIRL: "Droopy, you're like a brother to me." Droopy: "Oh, your brother has a micro penis too?"Something similar happened to me. The word got out, fast, and I became "like a brother", etc. I worked out a lot and studied hard as a replacement so there's that.
Why did they call you flea, 8 inches isn't that small? Are you sure you don't mean 8 centimeters?When I was younger, I was 5'7", about 150 lbs and super fit as a college athlete. 42 to 44 inch chest with my 8 inch cock. Girls called me flea! I had a couple of girls tell their girlfriends, which led to some fun dates.
Irony man, irony!Why did they call you flea, 8 inches isn't that small? Are you sure you don't mean 8 centimeters?
A guy who we invited to hook up for a MFM had never had a gf and was very keen but very nervous at the sane time. When he saw my tiny penis he definitely had a boost of confidence, especially when my wife told him I had never given her an orgasm with my tiny dick.My hubby will assuredly remain my smallest penis, as smaller is probably very rare. I had a long-term Bull who was very insecure about his penis size, he was right at the 6" mark when fully erect. So, to boost his confidence, I had my hubby pull his out of his zipper to show what I have beside me each night. It provided my Bull with the confidence he needed.
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Fleas have large penises for their size!Why did they call you flea, 8 inches isn't that small? Are you sure you don't mean 8 centimeters?
Just showA guy who we invited to hook up for a MFM had never had a gf and was very keen but very nervous at the sane time. When he saw my tiny penis he definitely had a boost of confidence, especially when my wife told him I had never given her an orgasm with my tiny dick.
Intresting,I never really looked.Fleas have large penises for their size!
he probably may have paid for the service if we had askedJust show
s that a tiny dick can be of some use.
Wow total reverse of me
You bigger than me lol am 1000 would be largerHow Big is Your Dick?
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Length: 3.4”
Girth: 3”
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Sounds like me.I checked myself out on the penis size womans preferences chart BuzzFeed. This chart measures the girth on the y axis and the length on the x axis. On the girth I was only 3 blocks up from the starting point of 31/2 inches and on the length I didn't even make it on the chart.I found the answer why am i cuckold 😂
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In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 0.1%
In a room of 1000 guys, 999 would be larger.
5 938 745 550 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
5” - confirmed what I thought, on the small side!Length Percentile: 50%
Girth Percentile: 79%
When I asked my wife if i was the smallest she laughed and said she had a one night stand with a guy who was only 2"....
her ex was almost twice my size apparently
Was that a one night stand or a 1/2 night stand.Length Percentile: 50%
Girth Percentile: 79%
When I asked my wife if i was the smallest she laughed and said she had a one night stand with a guy who was only 2"....
her ex was almost twice my size apparently
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