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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    My favorite nuts are almonds - after that, they kind of flow together cashews, pecans, peanuts, walnuts, whatever.

    But I really do truly wish that somebody would sell roasted and salted Brazil Nuts by themselves. I love them, but I have to buy mixed nuts to get any.
    What in the motherfucking fuck is up with that?
     
    1. deegenerate
      You can order Brazil nuts on Amazon. The roasted salted ones are about $15 a pound. Expensive, but cheaper than buying a bunch of mixed nuts that you might not eat.
       
      deegenerate, Mar 12, 2021
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  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I hate the word “genitals.” Also “genitalia” lol
     
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    2. latecomer91364
      You'll take vagina?

      Any pics you'd like to share?
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 14, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      Haha just of my own
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 14, 2021
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    4. latecomer91364
      Cool!
      waiting...

      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, Mar 14, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      I have a whole album of them, probably more than any one person wants to see :D
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 15, 2021
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    6. Truthful 1
      If they are your pictures I’m pretty sure people will be looking Cherrypop lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 15, 2021
  3. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    With slow WiFi, it’s so annoying when you’re anticipating opening a picture thread only to see a new post with a lame comment. Place comments in comments.
     
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  4. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Frustrating when you want to see the post someone, liked, commented on, etc. then when you go to see which post they were commenting on, it brings you to a place that’s maybe 5 posts away from the one you were seeking.
     
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    1. vincenzz
      While I’m at it, it also gets on my nerves, when it used to be, when you clicked on an thread it would take you back to where you last left off. Now that doesn’t happen anymore.
       
      vincenzz, Mar 14, 2021
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      :rolleyes:
       
      tenguy, Mar 18, 2021
  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I am just in awe of my friend. She’s a front line worker who is in change of the care of all the COVID cases in her hospital. She has to wear a full bio suit every day and she works 7 days a week, 12 hour days, and puts herself at risk to help others. All without complaint. And she doesn’t demand praise or sympathy. She just does her job because it needs to be done. She’s a true hero and I’m so proud to be her friend.
     
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      hornybigguy68, Mar 14, 2021
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      Same, Daughter in ER, and still, the BS she has to put up with from drunks and drug idiots, assholes. Punched, spit on, threatened, bitten, pissed on..
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 14, 2021
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      My daughter worked up in Virginia and there were a lot of blacks and assorted low-lifes coming in to the ER looking for drugs.
      It happened nightly she said.
       
      conroe4, Mar 14, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      People working in hospitals are always amazing. But especially now when they are overworked, understaffed, and dealing with panic and hysteria. And risking their health and lives to help others. My friend never complains. She just gets up every morning and goes in no matter what. She’s on call even after working a 12 hour shift. It’s insanity.
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 14, 2021
    6. Odins own
      To bad the people in the U.S.A. didn't think as much of the vets affected by agent orange and PTS.....but then it didn't evolve them so it wasn't important ....so fuck them all.
       
      Odins own, Mar 16, 2021
  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    My mum showed me pics form when she was a little girl and I look so much like my granddad. So proud. He's a legend
     
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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    What happened to that Movie Quotes thread? I was looking for it a few days ago, and it wasn't even moved to Games...

    Well anyway:

    "Lunch!"
    (Bruce Willis as the voice of the baby)
     
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      Mistakes were made....
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 14, 2021
  8. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I hate it when my phone dies when I'm in the middle of doing something stupid
     
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  9. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    0FD3B685-DCF6-4650-8402-736637493E35.gif
     
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      Cookoo for coco puffs
       
      deleted user 555 768, Mar 15, 2021
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  10. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Exactly one month ago we had an ice storm. Today it’s sunny and in the 60s.
     
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      It’s still cold here 28* I hate it. At least the sun will shine .
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 15, 2021
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  11. Like2Bsolo

    Like2Bsolo THE SOLOIST

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    Mmmmm avocado and thinly sliced tomato with mayo on white bread.
     
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    The only time I really miss being in a relationship is when I’m horny or hungry or need cables plugged into things.

    So every day lol
     
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    1. slutwolf
      So basically you miss being plugged

      in

      ;)
       
      slutwolf, Mar 18, 2021
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  13. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I really am f*cking ridiculous
     
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      It works for me
       
      Jh2, Mar 15, 2021
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  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Its 7:30, I'm not cooking now
     
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    1. Jh2
      Why not
       
      Jh2, Mar 15, 2021
    2. deleted user 555 768
      Its after dinner time
       
      deleted user 555 768, Mar 16, 2021
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    3. Jh2
      Makes sense
       
      Jh2, Mar 16, 2021
  15. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    WTF? Why are you calling me after 15 years when we weren’t even really friends then?
     
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      It was probably a combination of drunk horny drunk and stupid
       
      Jh2, Mar 16, 2021
    2. Jh2
      Did I mention drunk
       
      Jh2, Mar 16, 2021
  16. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    I don't know how, but I'm back here again " actually I'm your average idiot "
    Good to see you All almost
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    time for another hit
     
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  17. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Just want to see what you look like after all these years ( That’s all )
     
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  18. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    You go Latina 20210128_103601.jpg 20170803_204505.jpg
    You never leave the Cantina
     
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      Glad to have you back just love your taste in pictures
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 17, 2021
  19. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    It's St. Patrick's Day and I miss my little green frog but at least my daughter is here to celebrate a part of her heritage.
     
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  20. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    For the last 20 years of my dad’s life he would ring me on St Patrick’s day to wish me happy birthday for the day before, this morning my son did the same thing
     
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    1. Jh2
      Happy birthday
       
      Jh2, Mar 17, 2021
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    2. Wazzaox
      Thank you
       
      Wazzaox, Mar 17, 2021
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    3. Jh2
      No problem
       
      Jh2, Mar 17, 2021
    4. tenguy
      Happy birthday. Is this the day, the day before or the day after??
       
      tenguy, Mar 18, 2021
    5. Wazzaox
      Was on Tuesday, but thank you anyway
       
      Wazzaox, Mar 18, 2021